Should I even bother writing anything in this post? I assume it's quite clear from the title what I've been up to and what I'm about to show you. The below explains why I am scraping the pennies together right now. In fact, I don't have two pennies to scrape so I'm scraping one solitary penny against the floor. Eee-aaah, aaaaiii-eeee (that's the sound of the scrapy penny).
Still, at least my feet look GOOD.
|Ah, the Net-a-Porter box...|
|With Miu Miu inside *gasp*!|
|What's a shoe box without gold take-away-wallpaper style lining in it? I ask thee. Weirdly, Net-a-Porter send you a free tape measure in a little black bag...|
|Let's keep up the pretence! *Oh! What could be contained and enveloped within these dusky pink dust bags?*|
|That's right! There are shoes in there. Uh-huh! Did you guess right? Sequined ones. With a big fat platform and a chunky heel.|
|I can walk in these, I can run in them, they stay on. They're just a dream!|
|Thank you and goodnight.|