Red boots and owl hoots

Howdy people! It's your favourite fair-weather blog slacker! And, in true slacker style, here are some boots I showed you earlier. My red Office Chloe-rip-off boots to be exact.

That's my 'sewing stuff' box in the background.

Last time I was just showing them off though. This time I'm wearing them. With gold socks...

Obvs. They're just so darn cheerful and so very fabulous. I love them. And being a sale purchase, they were a good bargain (£40 down from £85) but, even better, they're hundreds of pounds less than their Chloe Susanna inspiration. £810 less, to be precise. Of course, now I'm crushing on the blush version. Please rip them off soon Great British High Street! Or, if you've seen a rip off, do tell...

Chloe Susanna from Net-a-Porter.

And, so back to the red. I actually took these pics a week or two back. And so, now, I can't fully recollect what was going through my head at the time. I don't think I was trying to pose like a 1980's Tennent's beer can sexy lady, but who can honestly say. If you're unfamiliar with the Tennent's girls, I suggest you click the link (don't worry, it's not porny or owt). For years Tennent's had pretty girls and sexy ladies on the side of their beer cans. They were something of an institution back in their day and, I reckon they were probably the boy equivalent of your first cheeky flick through a Mills and Boon novel. Or a dead polite nipple-less version of page 3. Haha! Anyhoo, without further ado, here I am in all my peculiar posy, posy glory. Thanks fuck I have such an ace 80's jumper to distract you.

Jumper: vintage from Oxfam, Skirt: Primark, Boots: Office, Necklace: Lady Luck Rules OK

Let's round up on a nice, not naughty note and take a moment to admire my pretty, pretty Lady Luck Rules OK necklace. Twit Twoo!