New shoes (I did a bad) 'n' shoe porn

I recently received an email from Sarah asking for shoe porn. Here's a combo of new shoes I've bought (I CANNOT help myself!) and some I'm coveting really quite hard just now...

First up, I didn't buy all these shoes at once. I'm not rich! I've just accumulated them of late so I thought it seemed like a good time to show them off. Especially as I have worn all but one of them and haven't managed to get any outfit posts on them - oops!

First pair - this divine heel from Schuh.I waited for these shoes for AGES! They appeared on the new styles list months ago and the delivery dates chopped and changed back and forth to the point I was scared the order would be cancelled. But it wasn't, and the shoes arrived at Schuh a few weeks back. I LOVE the bright vibrant colour and the super soft suede. I LOVE the glittery heel too and the fact that it's good and CHUNKY. There have been some lovely glittery shoes of late but the heels are all too spindly for my liking (I'm not into a skinny heel at all right now. I say that but I'll probably find myself wearing a pair this week or summat!) so it was love when I saw the sturdiness of this heel. Make no mistake, it DOES NOT make them easy to walk in. In fact, I fear I look like a bad tranny when I walk to far in them (a good tranny would work them). But, dang, I look GOOD when I stop!

Next up is this cutesy lil' pair of Rocket Dog sandals from Branch309 (website of awesome cheapness!). They're almost but not quite a wedge and the suede mustardy upper, cut out detailing and chunktasticness of them just makes for a lovely hippyish vibe. They're going to serve me well this summer, I feel! Plus, they're a totally bargainous £15!

These shoes are amazing! Amazing. However, the wedge almost entirely fell off my first pair! For real. I've taken a chance and gone for a replacement as they are SO pretty (florals? Yes please. GIANT wedge? Yes please!) and actually really comfy. I wore them to a hen do and had them on from about 11.45am til nearly 1 in the morning so they lasted alreet! Except the wedge falling off bit. Hmm. They're £69.99 (wince - I bought them on a total whim as I needed shoes to go with a dress I had! The dress was £12.50 vintage which makes it up a little bit. Right?!) from River Island.

Less exciting, but cute nonetheless are these floral Keds from Schuh. I needed some new trainers for kicking about and Keds were very kindly giving us an extra 20% off on top of our staff discount, so I made the most of it and got these for a song. Cute and comfy. Job done.

And the shoe porn. Cos it's always good to know what you fancy going for next...and, for the most part, it's either leopard print or hairy. Or both. If not, it's delicious shiny brogues.

Boots: £55 (I think): Topshop

Boots: £55 Topshop. I LOOOOOOOVE these!

Brogues £52 (I think): Topshop. Look how shiny!

Shoes, £85: Red or Dead at Schuh. Nope, it's not just a fuzzy picture - they ARE hairy.