Graftas

Like the Grammys, and the Baftas. Together. Graftas, geddit? Good Lord sometimes I shock myself with my sheer funny-ness. Anyway, start showering my inbox with a series of emails about people in posh frocks and whatnot and eventually you pique my interest. A few more and I start wanting to share. First, let me start by saying that I enjoyed the Bafta clothes best but that the Grammy outfits were more entertaining. You be the judge:

Baftas

Jesica Alba in a simple but be-yoo-tee-full maxi dress. I LOVE this colour! Even I would look good in this dress.

Gemma Arterton also in a relatively simple dress but, BANG, that cobalt gets me every time. Plus she is HAWT! And I love a girl who ain't afraid of a bright slash of lippie.

My notes tell me this lovely lass is called Bonnie Wright. To me, she's Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter. And I happen to think that, if she ditched that ugly lumpen black bag this would be a rather smashing outfit.

Ruper Grint is on here because, according to a 'what celebrity do you look like' website, he's my face twin. FACT!

Gosh, Emma Watson is just beautiful. Plus the dress is pretty too. Looks like it was a good night for the Harry Potter kids.

Tracy Emin - it's the face that does it for me. Haha!

The Grammys

Back to my notes for this one - apparently this girl's called Juliane Hough. I'm not even going to pretend to know what, other than wearing a dress I quite like (but also think looks a bit sicked on), she does.

I told you the Grammys' fashion charm lay in its entertainment rather than style. What is this on Katy Perry? I sort of love it! I shall christen it the Mermangel.

Just when Nikki Minaj (does anyone else really want to call her Nicky Minge) thinks she's out Gaga-ed Gaga, Gaga rocks up inside an egg. Kudos on the leopardyness my friend.

Yes really...apparently she's in there.